Life in the Slow Lane

Posted on November 6, 2006 by M. Douglas Wray

For my pal Anthony Lee on the eve of his first high-speed connection.

Sheep Poo Paper

Posted on November 6, 2006 by M. Douglas Wray

Whether you’re writing to your government representative or just getting down and dirty, why not start with a paper that ‘knows where you’re going’? Continue reading →

Female MSDS

Posted on October 16, 2006 by M. Douglas Wray

Keep this posted in a safe place. The life you save may be your own! Continue reading →

Anagrams for M. Douglas Wray

Posted on October 16, 2006 by M. Douglas Wray

It is said that all truth can be found in anagrams. These seem to argue for that. Continue reading →

Beer Prayer

Posted on October 5, 2006 by M. Douglas Wray

I can’t take credit for this wonderful prayer. I just neatened it up and put it in a standard format for your printing pleasure. Enjoy!

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed by thy Drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage, as we forgive those who spill upon us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen