M. Douglas Wray

Eternal Questions

  1. Why do we DRIVE on PARKways but PARK on DRIVEways?
  2. Is it GOOD if a Vacuum really SUCKS?
  3. Why is the THIRD hand on a watch called the SECOND hand?
  4. Why does SLOW DOWN and SLOW UP mean the same?
  5. Why is a FAT chance the same as a SLIM chance?
  6. Why do TUG boats PUSH things?
  7. Your question here.

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