Who art in UNIX
Hallowed be thy Shell.
Thy kernal come,
Thy commands be run.
@localhost as they are in iNet.
Give us this day our daily updates
And forgive us our four-oh-threes
As we forgive those who 403 against us.
And lead us not into segfaults
but deliver us from /dev/null
For thine is the Kernal, access and 1337ness
Forever and ever
Transcribed from here.