Email with Toes

…so… hard to be a cat… the pain… the torment… the napping…

Sabertooth Yawn

Okay, imagine this two feet wide… in the dark. Their ancestors used to eat our ancestors. I love kidding them about it.

Nick Loves Mandy

My protege Nick Beier and his stygian-coated Labrador, Mandy. Sweet.

Ballad of the Yellow Beret

The Ballad of the Yellow Beret (to the tune of “The Ballad of the Green Berets”) beret-tip to Jesus’ General