Chickenhawks One and All

An inclusive list of those who endlessly advocate for war, but have done everything possible to avoid being in one.

Republican chickenhawks in the U.S. Senate:

  • Old Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott : avoided the draft, did not serve.
  • New Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist: did not serve.
  • John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments, to teach business.
  • Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. “Bad knee” He defeated tripelegic Democratic war hero Max Cleland by questioning his patriotism!
  • Don Nickles: did not serve.
  • Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
  • Rick Santorum: did not serve.
  • Richard Shelby: did not serve.
  • Phil Gramm: did not serve.
  • Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
  • Jon Kyl: did not serve.
  • John Engler: did not serve.
  • Republican chickenhawks in the U.S. House :

    • Newt Gingrich — sought graduate school deferment, (too smart to die).
    • Majority Leader Dick Armey – avoided the draft, did not serve.
    • Majority Leader Tom Delay – avoided the draft, did not serve.
    • Majority Leader John A. Boehner – did not serve.
    • Jack Kemp: did not serve. “Knee problem,” although continued in NFL for 8 years.
    • G.O.P. Leader Roy Blunt: did not serve.
    • Bob Ney: did not serve.
    • David Dreier: did not serve.
    • Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
    • Christopher Cox: did not serve.
    • Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve.
    • John M. McHugh: did not serve.
  • JC Watts: did not serve.
  • Vin Weber: did not serve.
  • Bob Barr: did not serve.
  • Mark Souder: did not serve.
  • Walter Jones: did not serve.
  • Katherine Harris: did not serve. .
  • Republican chickenhawks in the Executive & Judicial branches:

    • Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor.
    • Kenneth Starr : sought deferment (for psoriasis).
    • Bill Bennett : sought graduate school deferment, (too smart to die).
    • Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.
    • Ted Olson, (Starr’s assistand, and since Solictor General)
    • Karl Rove: did not serve.
    • Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
    • Richard Perle: did not serve.
    • Douglas Feith: did not serve.
    • Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
    • Ari Fleischer: did not serve.
    • Andrew Card: did not serve.
    • Ken Adelman: did not serve.
  • Don Evans: did not serve.
  • Michael Ledeen: did not serve.
  • Elliott Abrams: did not serve.
  • John Bolton: did not serve.
  • Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
  • George Pataki: did not serve.
  • Kenneth Starr: did not serve.
  • Supreme Court:
    • John G. Roberts, Jr.: did not serve.
    • Samuel Alito: did not serve.
  • Antonin Scalia: did not serve.
  • Clarence Thomas: did not serve.
    • The LIBERAL John Paul Stevens is the only current justice who DID serve, (in the Navy during the 3 worst years of WW II).
    • Republican chickenhawk Mouthpieces :

    • Rush Limbaugh — sought deferment (because of a cyst on his tail end).
    • George Will — sought graduate school deferment, (too smart to die).
    • Pat Buchanan — sought deferment (for bad knee).
    • Pat Robertson — his US Senator father got him out of Korea as soon as the shooting began.
    • John Wayne — sought deferment (to further acting career).
    • Sean Hannity: did not serve.
    • Bill O’Reilly: did not serve.
    • Chris Matthews: did not serve.
    • Matt Drudge: did not serve.
    • Steve Forbes: did not serve.
    • Tony Snow: did not serve.
    • Michael “Savage” Weiner: did not serve.
    • Brit Hume: did not serve.
    • Roger Ailes: did not serve.
  • Paul Gigot: did not serve.
  • Bill Kristol: did not serve.
  • Ralph Reed: did not serve.
  • Michael Medved: did not serve.
  • Charlie Daniels: did not serve.
  • Anne Coulter: did not serve.
  • Jerry Falwell: did not serve.
  • Alan Keyes : did not serve.
  • Ted Nugent: did not serve.
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