Party Store Crashed By Actual Party Laughing Squid 2/9/09 5:31 PM Scott Beale Pranks Video Comments FIESTA (REMI GAILLARD)by nqtv via Neatorama This is a blog post from Laughing Squid.
Via Bifurcated Rivets and GrappleMonkey: Heavy Metal Band Names Note: the image is huge, the close button can be found by scrolling to the top right corner after you open it.
Pluggers. Plan B I’m sure there’s a lot of folks thinking about ‘Plan B’ right about now. 20:20 hindsight isn’t very pleasant when you’re watching the steamroller drive away.
The Rude Pundit’s observations on Obama’s first four days in office will make you either: Laugh out loud and clap your hands in glee Fall to the floor and begin snorting blood from your nose I chose ’1′
From DJCline.com 1. “It’s a bird strike? I didn’t even know they had a union!” go read the rest at DJCline.com
Superb humor at I Can Has Cheezeburger.
Well I’ll be ****ed. What a gd great article. **********ing hat tip to Daring Fireball.
The Dynamic Driveler is at it again. Go watch it at his house, I’ve seen it. yeesh.
OMFG. Laughed out loud several times. Classic. Not to be forgotten.
So… so… delightfully wrong.
Inspired by this Requiem for VHS Come bear witness to the Flying Head No longer airborne M-wrapped for all eternity Cart him away add an adhesive let him seal the cases of the new media God DV or not DV it is no longer a question. Stop Eject Dispose Farewell VHS we shall rewind no
From Dapperstache This is just nucking futz. “Noble Races” includes “Ninjas” – too much fun.
Okay, it is now officially time to be afraid – very, very afraid. Images read from human brain The Yomiuri Shimbun In a world first, a research group in Kyoto Prefecture has succeeded in processing and displaying optically received images directly from the human brain. ______________ I’m not worried about the government spying on me…
My site is 96% male. Gender Analyzer said so. Hm. I know of a site that’s only 70% Geez. Grow a pair already.
A favorite of mine: So Long Mom WWIII song – Tom Lehrer This year we’ve been celebrating the hundredth anniversary of the civil war and the fiftieth anniversary of the beginning of world war I and the twentieth anniversary of the end of world war II, so, all in all it’s been a good year
Great new commercial from Apple. To Big Billy G with luuuvv.
Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card— Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. When you are
The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was
Superb McCain / Paris editorial cartoon.
This post is dedicated to the memory of my father, George Parker Wray who died May 21st, 2008. First, here’s the eulogy I wrote for his memorial service. It was an amazing service. The Kiskiminetas Mason Lodge 617 turned out as did the Shriner Clowns whom he had been a member of. The Masonic service
From Silly Buddies…
Our friends Marty and Kate Beier are delightfully twisted people. After several years of sharing adjoining campground properties, we finally installed a (slightly used) outbuilding that was immediately christened ‘Wizzengard’ due to it’s tall stature. During a recent visit I discovered that the Beiers had finally added the crowning touch – a sign complete with
Caught Spam Akismet has caught 5,806 spam for you since you first installed it. – Not one got by. Spammers = slime. Weak, foolish and clownlike. Akismet crushes them like tiny dung beetles. Your idiot ads will never despoil my site. Never. Die spammers. Die.
Tons of these on the web right now, this one struck me as quite clever.
Father’s Day Card 2007 InDesign File 252K | PDF 260K
PvP on being a Mac user.
It all makes so much sense now.
Â Â Â Coincidence? You be the judge.
The Coulter Hoax: How Ann Coulter Exposed the Intelligent Design Movement ( reposted from LiveScience.com ) By Peter Olofsson posted: 07 April 2007 09:11 pm ET In the summer of 2006, I heard that a new book called Godless presented an insightful and devastating criticism of the theory of evolution. Although I learned that its
(stolen shamelessly from: http://louisville.edu/~kprayb01/WCWords.html ) ablution/ablutions–to wash the body of; to wash one’s hands of the matter. Fields used this in correspondence. abscond/absconded–to steal; stolen. Fields used these terms in some tall tales. ad lib/ad libitum–to improvise. Fields ad libbed on stage, in film, and on radio. He used the words often in correspondence. alacrity–eagerness,
(hat tip to Jon Bell, mechanical wizard par excellence) What to call all those exquisitely-useful (and painful!) things in the workshop.
Top Ten Reasons Working From Home RULES
I like good, clean, readable code.
First, I’d like to say, this is just wrong. Everyone knows you shave them first.
A = Lust B = Gluttony C = Greed D = Sloth E = Wrath F = Envy G= Pride AB = Edible Undies AC = Prostitution AD = Quickie AE = Domestic Abuse AF = Adultery AG = Trophy Wife BC = Last Donut BD = Saturday BE = Bulemia BF = High Metabolism
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=glowsticks But INSPIRED madness!
List of UK-only words – words not used in the US. Very interesting! And a couple of very fun translators: English to Cockney English to Irish English to Scottish
Can you read these right the first time?
From: http://www.nbc-links.com/powerpoint.html This is dedicated to John “Slidemeister” Wilwerding. Remember the Marines’ rifleman creed (This is my rifle…)? This was created by a Marine at WESTPAC. (I don’t know who this guy is but it was on the e-mail that was received….)
Thanks to JoyOfTech.com
http://www.chocolatedeities.com/deities.php Tired of religious repression! Want to lash out at a diety and not be smited like a bug? Give these a try!
For all youse punks.
The legend lives on
Always wanted to dress your iPod collection up as The Village People? Well, wait no more! Those zanies over at iAttire have just what you need. Here we see a full-size iPod sporting the ‘Cowboy’ character. All you need is some scissors and a (very) steady hand to make those into crotchless chaps. There’s a
Three rings for the elven cows under the sky Seven for the dwarf cows in their stalls of stone Nine for McDonald’s cows, doomed to die One for the Dark Cow on her Dark Throne In the Land of Moodor where the milkshakes fly One Cow to rule them all, One Cow to bilk them
From the first edition of Nerds Gone Wild. So wrong you can’t even drive back to right. Weirdly funny.
Submitted by Charles Proudfit, Boulder, CO.