Party Crashers
Party Store Crashed By Actual Party Laughing Squid 2/9/09 5:31 PM Scott Beale Pranks Video Comments FIESTA (REMI GAILLARD)by nqtv via Neatorama This is a blog post from Laughing Squid.
Category Archives: Humor
Cheezburger LOL
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Taxonomy
Via Bifurcated Rivets and GrappleMonkey: Heavy Metal Band Names Note: the image is huge, the close button can be found by scrolling to the top right corner after you open it.
Not always funny, but sometimes incredibly apropo
Pluggers. Plan B I’m sure there’s a lot of folks thinking about ‘Plan B’ right about now. 20:20 hindsight isn’t very pleasant when you’re watching the steamroller drive away.
They’re losing their minds
The Rude Pundit’s observations on Obama’s first four days in office will make you either: Laugh out loud and clap your hands in glee Fall to the floor and begin snorting blood from your nose I chose ’1′
1549 Top Ten
From DJCline.com 1. “It’s a bird strike? I didn’t even know they had a union!” go read the rest at DJCline.com
Finding Jesus
Superb humor at I Can Has Cheezeburger.
#$%@!!! Safire
Well I’ll be ****ed. What a gd great article. **********ing hat tip to Daring Fireball.
Pandelirium
The Dynamic Driveler is at it again. Go watch it at his house, I’ve seen it. yeesh.
Brutal but FUNNY
OMFG. Laughed out loud several times. Classic. Not to be forgotten.
Rare Imports
So… so… delightfully wrong.
Requiem for VHS
Inspired by this Requiem for VHS Come bear witness to the Flying Head No longer airborne M-wrapped for all eternity Cart him away add an adhesive let him seal the cases of the new media God DV or not DV it is no longer a question. Stop Eject Dispose Farewell VHS we shall rewind no
Periodic Table of Awesome
From Dapperstache This is just nucking futz. “Noble Races” includes “Ninjas” – too much fun.
Brain TV
Okay, it is now officially time to be afraid – very, very afraid. Images read from human brain The Yomiuri Shimbun In a world first, a research group in Kyoto Prefecture has succeeded in processing and displaying optically received images directly from the human brain. ______________ I’m not worried about the government spying on me…
96%
My site is 96% male. Gender Analyzer said so. Hm. I know of a site that’s only 70% Geez. Grow a pair already.
Making light of dark subjects
A favorite of mine: So Long Mom WWIII song – Tom Lehrer This year we’ve been celebrating the hundredth anniversary of the civil war and the fiftieth anniversary of the beginning of world war I and the twentieth anniversary of the end of world war II, so, all in all it’s been a good year
Advertising… Fix Vista…
Great new commercial from Apple. To Big Billy G with luuuvv.
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card— Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. When you are
Word Humor
The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was
Great
Superb McCain / Paris editorial cartoon.
For My Father
This post is dedicated to the memory of my father, George Parker Wray who died May 21st, 2008. First, here’s the eulogy I wrote for his memorial service. It was an amazing service. The Kiskiminetas Mason Lodge 617 turned out as did the Shriner Clowns whom he had been a member of. The Masonic service
Must be the needles
From Silly Buddies…
Potty of Peril
Our friends Marty and Kate Beier are delightfully twisted people. After several years of sharing adjoining campground properties, we finally installed a (slightly used) outbuilding that was immediately christened ‘Wizzengard’ due to it’s tall stature. During a recent visit I discovered that the Beiers had finally added the crowning touch – a sign complete with
5806 Failures
Caught Spam Akismet has caught 5,806 spam for you since you first installed it. – Not one got by. Spammers = slime. Weak, foolish and clownlike. Akismet crushes them like tiny dung beetles. Your idiot ads will never despoil my site. Never. Die spammers. Die.
Five Polyps
LOLCATS
Tons of these on the web right now, this one struck me as quite clever.
Fadda
Father’s Day Card 2007 InDesign File 252K | PDF 260K
Just Better
PvP on being a Mac user.
Armageddon Flowchart
It all makes so much sense now.
Coincidence?
   Coincidence? You be the judge.
The Coulter Hoax
The Coulter Hoax: How Ann Coulter Exposed the Intelligent Design Movement ( reposted from LiveScience.com ) By Peter Olofsson posted: 07 April 2007 09:11 pm ET In the summer of 2006, I heard that a new book called Godless presented an insightful and devastating criticism of the theory of evolution. Although I learned that its
W.C. Fieldisms
(stolen shamelessly from: http://louisville.edu/~kprayb01/WCWords.html ) ablution/ablutions–to wash the body of; to wash one’s hands of the matter. Fields used this in correspondence. abscond/absconded–to steal; stolen. Fields used these terms in some tall tales. ad lib/ad libitum–to improvise. Fields ad libbed on stage, in film, and on radio. He used the words often in correspondence. alacrity–eagerness,
Tool Descriptions
(hat tip to Jon Bell, mechanical wizard par excellence) What to call all those exquisitely-useful (and painful!) things in the workshop.
Pants
Top Ten Reasons Working From Home RULES
Good Coding
I like good, clean, readable code.
Cat – it’s what’s for dinner
First, I’d like to say, this is just wrong. Everyone knows you shave them first.
Sin Enneagram
A = Lust B = Gluttony C = Greed D = Sloth E = Wrath F = Envy G= Pride AB = Edible Undies AC = Prostitution AD = Quickie AE = Domestic Abuse AF = Adultery AG = Trophy Wife BC = Last Donut BD = Saturday BE = Bulemia BF = High Metabolism
Blender Madness
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=glowsticks But INSPIRED madness!
UK != US Words
List of UK-only words – words not used in the US. Very interesting! And a couple of very fun translators: English to Cockney English to Irish English to Scottish
PC – Mac – Linux
From http://techdigest.tv/pcmaclinux.jpg
English is Crazy
Can you read these right the first time?
My PowerPoint
From: http://www.nbc-links.com/powerpoint.html This is dedicated to John “Slidemeister” Wilwerding. Remember the Marines’ rifleman creed (This is my rifle…)? This was created by a Marine at WESTPAC. (I don’t know who this guy is but it was on the e-mail that was received….)
Which Vista?
Thanks to JoyOfTech.com
Gods That’s Tasty!
http://www.chocolatedeities.com/deities.php Tired of religious repression! Want to lash out at a diety and not be smited like a bug? Give these a try!
Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
For all youse punks.
If Lou Costello was Buying a Computer
The legend lives on
Macho Macho Mac
Always wanted to dress your iPod collection up as The Village People? Well, wait no more! Those zanies over at iAttire have just what you need. Here we see a full-size iPod sporting the ‘Cowboy’ character. All you need is some scissors and a (very) steady hand to make those into crotchless chaps. There’s a
Dark Cow
Three rings for the elven cows under the sky Seven for the dwarf cows in their stalls of stone Nine for McDonald’s cows, doomed to die One for the Dark Cow on her Dark Throne In the Land of Moodor where the milkshakes fly One Cow to rule them all, One Cow to bilk them
Nerds Gone Wild
From the first edition of Nerds Gone Wild. So wrong you can’t even drive back to right. Weirdly funny.
My Kinda Guy
Submitted by Charles Proudfit, Boulder, CO.