A man is walking across a bridge one day when he sees another man standing on the edge, about to jump off.  He immediately runs over to him and says,
“Stop!!  Don’t do it!!”

“Why shouldn’t I?” the man says, teetering on the brink of jumping.

The first man replies, “Well  there’s so much to live for!”

“Oh Yeah?  Like what?”

“Well  are you religious or are you an atheist?”

“Religious.”

“Me too.  Are you Christian or Jewish?”

“Christian.”

“Me too.  Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

“Protestant.”

“As am I!  Are you Episcopalian, Lutheran or Baptist?”

“Baptist.”

“Wow!  Me too!  Are you Baptist-Church of God or Baptist-Church of the Lord?”

“Baptist-Church of God.”

“So am I!  Are you Original Baptist-Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist-Church of God?”

“Reformed Baptist-Church of God.”

“Me too!  Are you Reformed Baptist-Church of God Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist-Church of God Reformation of 1915?”

“Reformed Baptist, Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”

At that, the man rushes towards the fellow still teetering on the edge of the bridge, and shouts, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushes him off.

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