Big Mama’s Posse

When you marry someone, you don’t always learn everything about their past right away. Sometimes you stumble across things…

Little did I know, back in ’65, my wife was a gansta. By the time she  was 14 she even had her own posse. These chicks look tough. They wore boots with spurs too. Yee haw! Ride ’em cowgirl.

Oh yes, they even had dangerous hair! She’s probably got a gun hidden in there somewhar. Probably a console television too…

My wife. The longer the I know her, the more she surprises me. I just wanted to share this with the world. Don’t be messin wit her, she’ll pop a cap in yo ass.