Paintball Animal
“Paintball Animal” – kinda like a Labrador on crack.

“Paintball Animal” – kinda like a Labrador on crack.
Me, my mom and an unknown child on the beach in California (I forget where). I had just graduated from San Joaquin Delta College. It was all just a blur. … Read More
Oh my God. OH. MY. GOD. What happened…? AAIIGGHHH!!!
Thank God the draft ended before I was old enough. I’d have made Charlie Sheen look like Rambo. Rebel without a clue. Headband?? HEADBAND?? What was I thinkin? Still desperately … Read More
Angst, thy name is (well, was) Doog. Even paisley couldn’t make me cool. Sad.
A particularly incisive moment (or I was farting – looks the same).
The upcoming elections will no doubt be cause for much societal turmoil – regardless of the outcome. Visiting Denver on a cloudy day recently, I was struck by this image … Read More
Good grief. The old saying goes ‘They broke the mold after they made him’ – looks like they broke the mold while they were makin this kid… Had a barber … Read More
http://ballbra.com/ Good heavens. Talk about a niche market.
Good grief. Amazing I wasn’t put to death instantly. I think this was in 2nd grade… so, about 1964. Cold War kid. That shirt is now illegal in most states.
Some fun illustrations from old journals that Todd illustrated for me. Thought I’d share these with the Inner Circle. Enjoy!
What they’ll probably laser-burn on my neck at the death camps. Figured I’d save time and have it ready.
Check out how much your ‘public servants’ make!!
White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic
(from a friend)